Today's Dear Abby is priceless! It needs no embellishment whatsoever.
A widowed man's second wife wrote in complaining about one of her husband's dogs. Here's a snippet:
"I have never seen a dog act like her. Ginger acts more like a wife than a dog. She clings to Monty to the point he doesn't have any time alone. She'll sit outside the shower until he is done. If he takes a bath, Ginger sits on the edge of the tub. She runs to him when he gets home from work to greet him before I do. As she's running ahead of me, she looks back as if she's worried I'll beat her to him."
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